theonion:

“So, I’m not gonna have to pay the five bucks again when I come back, right?”
noelbadgespugh:

alamo day 7

storeboughtisfine:

:(

I nearly broke my neck laughing at this

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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

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nickgoeshere:

Here’s an example of sexism in the media. It’s very subtle, but it’s insidious, and it’s everywhere.

Men’s washroom and women’s washroom, each with an ad in the mirror. Both ads are for the same car. However, the text is slightly changed - in the men’s, it tells you that you look a million bucks but would look even better in that car. In the women’s, it gives you concern that you’re having a bad hair day but that’d be okay if you had that car.

The men’s ad assumes you’re confident and powerful and tries to optimize that image. The women’s ad undermines your opinion of yourself and tells you how to fix it.

Seriously. That shit is fucked.

At first I admired the advert for its inventiveness, then I sneered.

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kinoaida:

I fall in love too easily

Miles Davis - trumpet

Ahmad Jamal - piano

Ron Carter - bass

Frank Butler - drums

Seven Steps To Heaven / 1963

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